Imagine the typical high school scene: The sun is shining, a light breeze is blowing, kids in uniforms are gathered outside and there’s an awkward and slightly obscene rap battle under way. In the video below, one young gentleman begins the epic conflict by mentioning how he took a girl’s virginity; someone else responds with a nice rhyme about porn. A third student jumps in and rhymes “crap” with “rap,” which you’d think would end the battle right then and there; however, things only escalate as various other boys jump in and insult each other and their mothers in vaguely (okay, overtly) sexual ways as the audience screams with delight at each new rhyme. It’s pretty much a high school locker room, but in rap form.

Sarah Alender

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